Well! If it isn't the Pirate Captain.
Oh, haha! An old enemy!
The beard's looking great, my man.
And I see that you're more wanted than ever.
Anyway, look, I'd love to stay and chat, but you know
ha ha, places to pillage, people to...people to skewer...
Oh! Come on.
That is disgusting.
Wait a minute. Pirate of the Year?
You're entering Pirate of the Year?
No, no. No, no no. Ha ha ha ha. Uh...Yes.
Listen, did they change the rules?
I mean, I always thought they gave it to the pirate with the most booty.
Do they now just give it to the guy with the fattest parrot?
She's not fat. She's just big-boned.
She's fat, dude.