Diary Of A Wimpy Kid - Dog Days
Have you ever been on this ride?
It's way scary.
whose second cousin's half brother went on this ride
and got decapitated.
Well, my brother knows a guy
It's true. I was working the ride that day.
The car came down, and his head wasn't in it.
Greg, in case we don't make it,
there's something I have to tell you.
You guys get to the top, make sure not to rock the car back and forth. That's how...
One time, I went to the bathroom and I didn't wash my hands.
One time, I used your toothbrush to get dog poop off my shoe.
Ahhh! Ah, ahh!